Step right up and you will see,
The Cirque du Soily coterie,
"The Greatest show on Planet Earth",
A real knee-slapper, for what it's worth.
In Ring 1 we have the Stringy Man,
Who twists and contorts as only he can,
Ties himself in a pretzel knot,
Trying to show he knows not what.
In Ring 3 we have the Climate Clowns,
Snapping photos of the grounds,
Chasing each other just for kicks,
Around with broken hockey sticks.
In the Center Ring's the Main Event,
Way up near the top of the tent,
Inhoax uses a Big Mac and Tire,
To balance himself upon the wire.
While far below, the Sycophants
"Oooh" and "aaah", go off on rants,
Shadow box with Jimmy Hansen,
As around in circles they keep prancin'.