-- by Horatio Algeranon
Alpha is for "Animated"
Circus sensations
Beta is for "Ballyhooed"
Photos of stations.
Gamma is for "Graphics"
That tell a Tall Tale
Delta is for "Dr. Tony's"
"Elixir for Sale."
Epsilon is for "Erroneous"
Charges and hypes.
Zeta is for a "Zebra"
Who changes his stripes.
Eta is for "Ersatz"
Logic and stats
Theta is for odd "Things"
And Cat-in-the-Hats.
Iota is for "Ignorance"
Of science and maths
Kappa is for "Kimbots"
On the wrong paths.
Lambda is for "Laughable"
Hilarious goofs.
Mu is for "Material"
For outlandish spoofs.
Nu is for "Novel"
"Theories" and such.
Xi is for "Siamese"
Twins who don't touch.
Omicron is for "OMG"
"I can't believe that"
Pi is for "Picking"
The year for a stat.
Rho is for "Rowing"
The boat up a stream
Without any oarlocksLike in a bad dream.
Sigma is for "Senseless"
Claims of causality
Tau is for "Tortured"
Logic and mentality.
Upsilon is for "Oops, so long."
"You can't say that here."
Phi is for "Philosophy"
Ayn Rand, over beer.
Chi is for "Correlation"
Of temperature with sunspots.
Psi is for "Sigh"
That there haven't been lots.
And finally, Omega
Is for Oh, "Watts Up With That?"
Where everything's Greek
(But the earth is still flat.)
The ancient Greeks suspected that the earth was a sphere as early as the 6th century BC and Eratosthenes even "demonstrated" it and estimated the earth's circumference in about 240 BC fairly accurately.
But there are obviously still some holdouts who don't buy it...
