-- Horatio Algeranon's rendition of the "Mr. Ed" theme song
(with apologies to the horse, of course)
"Hello, I'm Mister Edit"
A hoax is a hoax, of coax, of coaxand no one can talk to a hoax of coax,that is of coax, unless the hoax,Is the famous Mister Edit!
Go right to jamokes and ask the hoax.He'll give you the answer from Talltaleblokes.He's always on a steady coax.Talk to Mister Edit.
People yak-it-ti-yak a streakand waste your time of day,but Mister Edit will never speak,unless he has something to say...
A hoax is a hoax, of coax of coax,And this one will talk 'til he's coaxed the folks.You never heard of a talking hoax?Well, listen to this...
"I am Mister Edit"
There are those who have accused climate scientists of perpetrating a "hoax" on the public, but it's not hard to see what the real hoax is in this case (Hint: it ain't being perpetrated by climate scientists).
PS If you don't know who "Mr. Edit" is, you've obviously been asleep for the past few years.
And if you don't know who "Mr. Ed" is, well, you don't know what you missed (not much).
Click here to listen to "Mr. Ed" TV show theme song.