Mathturbation

 -- Horatio Algeranon

Mathturbation
Grips the nation.
The brain is on
A long vacation.

The Urban Dictionary defines Mathturbation as "What pseudoscientists, cranks and charlatans use to "prove" their self-indulgent theories." ( Read  I have a theory and it is mine...)

For everything you always wanted to know about "mathturbation" but were afraid to ask (and more), read Tamino's post of that title.