Tuesday, October 18, 2011

The Addumbs Bloggerie

--by Horatio Algeranon
(after the Addam's Family theme)

Their math is simply hokey
Their theories really kooky
They argue like a Wookiee
The Addumbs Bloggerie

Their blog's a mouseoleum
When anonymice come to see 'em
They really are a scree-um
The Addumbs Bloggerie

They pooh-pooh global warming
And say "It's not alarming"
"The ice-pack is reforming"
The Addumbs Bloggerie

They libel Manns and Santers
In posts, like crazy ranters,
With bile and whine decanters
The Addumbs Bloggerie

They peddle propaganda
The Fossil Fuel agenda
We'll pay again and again for
The Addumbs Bloggerie