"Someone Like You"

-- Horatio Algeranon's reversification of the song by Adele 

I heard that you settled down

That you found a trend and you're convinced now.

I heard that NOAA's claims came true.

Guess they gave you data I didn't give to you.

Oh, man, are you ever sly

Ain't like you to toe the line or say Jones was right.

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it.

I had hoped you'd see my blog and that you'd be reminded

That for me it isn't over.

Never mind, I don't need someone like you

I hope nothing comes of the BEST for you too

You won't forget me, I vow

I remember you crowed,

"Sometimes it lasts in science but sometimes it falsifies instead,

"Sometimes it lasts in science but sometimes it falsifies instead,

Yeah.

You know how the time flies
Only yesterday was the denial of our lives
We were born and raised

In a skeptic haze

Bound by the lies of our glory days

I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited

But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it.

I had hoped you'd see my blog and that you'd be reminded

That for me it isn't over.

Never mind, I don't need someone like you

I hope nothing comes of the BEST for you too

You won't forget me, I vow

I remember you crowed,

"Sometimes it lasts in science but sometimes it falsifies instead,

Nothing's the same

No insults or shame
Gunshots or stabs

They are not half as bad

Who would have known how putrescent this would taste?

Never mind, I don't need someone like you

I hope nothing comes of the BEST for you too

You won't forget me, I vow

I remember you crowed,

"Sometimes it lasts in science but sometimes it falsifies instead,

Never mind, I don't need someone like you

I hope nothing comes of the BEST for you too

You won't forget me, I vow

I remember you crowed,

"Sometimes it lasts in science but sometimes it falsifies instead,

"Sometimes it lasts in science but sometimes it falsifies instead,