-- by Horatio Algeranon
There's no scientific evidence,
That warming hasn't stopped
Nor is there any affirmation
That aliens haven't dropped,
From spaceships up above
And made to us their love.
There's no definitive proof
That Elvis ain't around
That Elvis ain't around
Or that he ever even left
And was buried underground,
Where worms have permeated
The King, as some have stated.
There's no rationale for believing
That Big Foot isn't real
And isn't doing TV ads
That sell his sex appeal,
Dressing up in Calvin Klein
That beastly body to define.
There's no convincing argument
That fairies aren't true
That Peter Pan ain't really real
And Tink and Wendy too
And Tink and Wendy too
That Captain Hook was just a mime
Acting for a lousy dime.
There's no scientific evidence
That warming hasn't paused
Lagged, slowed down, or whatever
(Don't ask about the cause)
Our data show The Pause, in fact
And Monckton plots the trend exact.
