Bought and Sol'd

– by Horatio Algeranon

Good ol’ Sol

Is not for hire

Can’t be purchased

Bossed, or fired.

Simply burns

To tell the Truth

And nothing but

The Truth, forsooth.

Some actually believe there has been a conspiracy to hide "The Truth" about the Sun and global warming. Horatio simply can't hold a candle to The Goofy.
 For context, read this.


And/Or read, Sunspots Get in Your Eyes.