-- by Horatio Algeranon
A cardiac specialist
Says "It's your heart"
A neurologist
Says "It's Your brain"
A gastric expert
Says "It's your fart"
A psychiatrist
Says "You're insane"
A physicist
Says "It's cosmic rays"
An engineer
Says "It's no bother"
A solar expert
Says "Solar phase"
A weatherman
Says "It's just weather".
Everyone has an expert opinion, especially about climate change. For more on this subject, read I have a theory and it is mine
