Wild Fires

— Horatio Algeranon's parody of "Wild Horses",
John Williams song popularized by the Rolling Stones

Fossil-fuel living is easy to do
The Hummers I wanted, I bought one or two
Warmin' denier you know that I am
You know I can’t let oil slide through my hands
Wild fires, couldn’t drive me away
Wild wild fires, from the fossil-fuel day

I will do nothing to prevent the heat
And fires in the future, out on the street
No climate changes or droughts in the West
Could make me feel different or accept the “BEST”
Wild fires, couldn’t drive me away
Wild wild fires, from the fossil-fuel day

I know I’ve blogged oft a spin and a lie
I have my fee-dom but I don’t have a dime
Heartland’s been broken tears must be cried
Let’s do some denyin’ after we lie
Wild fires, couldn’t drive me away
Wild wild fires, from the fossil-fuel day
Wild fires, couldn’t drive me away
Wild wild fires, from the fossil-fuel day