Willie soon sink?
– Horatio Algeranon’s rending of the lovely hym made famous by Cat Stevens
Morner-ing has broken, like the first Morner-ing.
Willie Soon has spoken, like his first sneers.
Praise for horse-diving, praise for the Morner-ing,
Praise for them springing high from the piers.
Sweet the Times’ new fall, Soon-light from heaven.
Like the first manure-fall, on the first grass.
Praise for the sweetness of the wet garden,
Sprung in completeness where horse hooves pass.
Mine is the Soon-light, mine is the Morner-ing.
Bjorn of the one light Heartland saw play.
Praise mathturbation, praise every Morner-ing;
The Lord’s* recreation of the new day.
Morner-ing has broken, like the first Morner-ing.
Willie-Soon has spoken, like his first sneers.
Praise for horse-diving, praise for the Morner-ing,
Praise for them springing fresh from the piers.
*Lord Monckton, who else? (read "The House of Lords Diner")
If you are wondering about the image and reference to "horse diving" above, believe it or not, some (Willie Soon and Nils-Axel Morner) have actually implied that rising sea level at certain times was due to horse diving at "Steel Pier" in Antlantic City, New Jersey.
"Goofy" does not even begin to describe this stuff.
Willie Soon is actually a Harvard astrophysicist (also in the "believe it or not" category), who has previously produced utter nonsense on climate science with fellow astrophysicist Sally Baliunas. A PhD in astrophysics does not mean one is an expert on climate science ( to understate in the extreme.)
