-- by Horatio Algeranon
Truth is a stranger to Denial,
Who doesn't like his factual style,
Detests his goody two-shoes nature
And hates his forthright nomenclature.
"Global warming stopped in 1998", "Arctic Sea ice is in recovery", "Arctic sea ice doesn't mean anything because Antarctic sea ice is on the increase", "CO2 lags temperature increase", "Global warming is caused by cosmic rays", "Al Gore is fat", etc, etc.