Monday, October 29, 2012

Curry on Wayward One


– Horatio’s parroty of Kansas (Carry on Wayward Son)

Curry on my wayward one
Higher temps when you are done
Lay your weary “Pause” to rest
Don’t you lie no more

Once Dave Rose promoted noise and confusion
Hard to get an inch beyond his delusion
He was Klooring, a denier
With a trend to deny

Though his eyes could see he still was a blind man
Though his mind could think he wasn’t behind Mann
He hears the voices when he’s meming
He can hear them say

Curry on my wayward one
Higher temps when you are done
Lay your weary “Pause” to rest
Don’t you lie no more.

Saturday, October 27, 2012

Lookin' for pause


– Horatio’s rendition of Johnny Lee (Lookin for love)

I spent a lifetime lookin’ for Pause
Error bars, uncertainty monsters, n’ Santa Clause
Playing a fools game, hopin’ to win
Tellin’ those sweet lies and losin’ again.

Chorus

I was lookin’ for Pause in all the wrong places
Lookin’ for Pause without any basis
Searchin’ the graphs, lookin’ for traces
Of what I’m dreamin’ of
Hoping to find a trend that is lower
I’ll bless the day I discover,
Another heart, lookin’ for Pause.

I was alone then, no pause in site
I did every thing I could to make it come out right
Don’t know where it started or where it might end
I’d turn to Rich Muller, just like a friend.

Graph came a knockin’ at my chart store
It’s everything I’ve been lookin’ for

No more lookin’ for Pause in all the wrong places
Lookin’ for Pause without any basis
Searchin’ the graphs, lookin’ for traces
Of what I’m dreamin’ of
Hoping to find a trend that is lower
I’ll bless the day I discover,
Another heart, lookin’ for Pause.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

The Rose

– Horatio Algeranon's parody of Bette Midler

Some say warming is a sea-wave
That drowns the coastal town
Some say warming is a heat-wave
That wilts the cornfields down
Some say warming’s what CO2 gave,
A blanket all around.
I say warming is a “Gore rave”
The science is not sound.

It’s the skeptic afraid of faking
Who never learns the dance.
It’s the nerd afraid of hacking
Who never takes the chance.
It’s the one who is forsaking,
Who doesn’t even try,
And the soul afraid of lying
Who never will deny.

When the fight has been too lonely
And the warming’s been too long,
And you think denial is only
For the plucky and the strong,
Just remember in the Daily Mail
Where the scientist never goes
Lies the creed that with the Curry love
From a thorn becomes the Rose


For context, read this

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Ain't No Warming

-- Horatio Algeranon's parody of Bill Withers (Ain't no Sunshine)

Ain't no warming when it's gone
It's not warm, when it's away
Ain't no warming when it's gone
And it's always gone too long
Anytime it goes away.

Wonder this time where it's gone
Wonder if it's gone to stay
Ain't no warming when it's gone
And this graph just ain't no laugh
Anytime it goes away.

And I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know,
Hey, I oughtta leave graphs alone
But ain't no warming when it's gone

Ain't no warming when it's gone
Only coldness, every day.
Ain't no warming when it's gone
And this graph just ain't no laugh
Anytime it goes away.
Anytime it goes away.
Anytime it goes away.




If you believe that, read this

and look at this graph (from Skeptical Science)




Click here to listen to Horatio sing "Ain't No Warming."

The Choice Is Ours

-- by Horatio Algeranon


For those who think they have no choice
But voting for the corporate voice,

From Democrat or Republican lips
Primed by special interest tips; 

Take note that there are others running:
Whose offerings are really stunning;

Who don't accept the corporate dollars
In which our corpo-duopoly wollars;

Who don't avoid the issue range
From poverty to climate change;

Who know that endless war abroad
Is really nothing to applaud;

Who don't think drones are really keen
But know, in fact, they are obscene;

Who grasp that President-ordered "hits"
Violate our legal writs;

Who see “rendition” for what it is
“Outsourced torture”, naught but this.

Who understand "indefinite detentions"
Defy our sacred court conventions;

Who grasp that whistle-blower jailing
Reflects a Presidential failing;

Who see that "warrantless domestic spying"
Is un-American and law-defying;

Who understand that liberty
Should not be swapped for security;

Who know police batons and mace
At peaceful protests have no place;

Who wouldn’t shred the Constitution
And grant law-breaker absolution.

Who understand "Too Big to Fail"
Is code-speak for “Too Big to Jail”.

Who wouldn’t dismiss the Wall Street fraud
With slap on wrist -- and wink and nod;

Who understand that Steagall-Glass
Is not a "quaint writ"  for the past.

Who wouldn’t hire as advisers
The Robert Rubin Economizers;

Who wouldn't hand untold amount
To Wall Street banks, with no account.

And no restraints on banker pay
Which sees an increase every day,

While Main Street workers in arrears
Lose their homes and retirement years;

Who understand that job outsourcing
Is simply "Profit Law" enforcing;

Who see the homeless on the streets
And not just those in power seats;

Who understand that spending cuts
In hardship times are simply nuts.

Who question “What’s wrong with this picture?”
As poor get poorer and rich get richer;

Who know that strength begins at home
And not with bombers, guns and drones;


Who see that trillions spent on war
Are weakening our very core;

Who note the Brass get dollar bales
While schools resort to bakery sales;

Who know that teachers aren’t the foe
When education doesn’t go.

Who know that gnawing hunger pangs
Can block the path to learning things;

Who understand a high stakes test
Will not produce the thinking best;

Who slam ballooning student debt:
 "Indentured servants, you can bet";

Who see that justice isn't blind --
For those with money, it is kind,

For those without, it’s simply cruel
The latter play by different rule.

Who comprehend the war on drugs
Has benefited only thugs,

Unjustly jailed a million souls
And helped balloon the welfare rolls;

Who know Obama-Romney care
Can't hold a flame to Single Payer;

Who understand that global warming.
As scientists warn, is quite alarming,

And will not wait for more "Commissions"
Before we really slash emissions;

Who wouldn’t allow the arctic drilling
With chance of catastrophic spilling;

Who’d leave the carbon in the ground
In coal and tar-sands where it’s found;

Who have a vision for our planet
That won't burn up or garbage-can it;

Who see we need a "Green New Deal"
To create jobs and turn the wheel;

Who understand our future days
Could bank upon the solar rays;

Who comprehend that growth eternal
Is really something quite infernal;

Who know that future generations
Depend on present conservation.

Who clearly see there is a way
To save tomorrow and live today.

Who understand the choice is ours:
“Perennials” or “funeral flowers”.





There are actually excellent alternatives to the Republican and Democratic candidates in the upcoming US election  --Jill Stein of the Green Party and Rocky Anderson of the Justice Party.

Although they have been excluded from the debates (Jill Stein and her running mate, Cheri Honkala were actually arrested and handcuffed to a chair for 8 hours during the second debate!), you can listen to third party candidates on Democracy Now! (herehere, here and here)  responding to the same questions asked of Obama and Romney and on RT here (Larry King moderated debate of 4 thrid party candidates)

This is about far more than simply "Who has a realistic chance of being elected?"

Through a secret "contract" between the two major parties and a private debate commission, the two major parties maintain a virtual stranglehold over the conversation: who can appear at the debates, what questions get asked of their candidates and by whom.

Exclusion has a major influence on what gets discussed by the major party candidates (at the debates and on the campaign trail) and what is downplayed, marginalized or simply ignored altogether, which in turn has a profound influence on the national conversation and our very democracy.

Whether or not folks like Stein and Anderson have a "realistic chance" of being elected, they bring invaluable insights and voices to the conversation that otherwise go unheard, on issues of critical importance to the future of our country: poverty, joblessness, homelessness, climate change, drones, corporate welfare (bank bailouts and low interest loans from the Fed), too big to fail, civil rights, health care, education, student debt, home foreclosures, etc. 

And one thing is certain: as long as third parties are excluded from the debates -- and people continue to vote for the "lesser of two weevils"... and we continue to allow corporations to pay for our elections   -- third party candidates will continue to have no realistic chance (including Green Party candidates Stein and Honkala, who are actually on the ballot in 38 states representing 85% of the population -- with at least the potential to win an electoral majority, if they were not treated by the debate commission and the mainstream media as "persona non grata").


As Einstein said:  
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results" 
and 
We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them".





Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Debatsing Democracy


-- by Horatio Algeranon

Democracy sat,
Shackled to a chair
While corporate parties
"Debated" there.



Or, as Amy Goodman (Democracy Now!) put it:
"You may have noticed that the Green Party presidential candidate, Dr. Jill Stein, was absent from the “town hall” presidential debate at Hofstra University the other night. That’s because she was shackled [for 8 hours] to a chair in a nearby New York police facility, along with her running mate, Green Party vice president nominee Cheri Honkala. Their crime: attempting to get to the debate so Stein could participate in it."  
"I interviewed Stein the day after the debate, after their imprisonment (which ended, not surprisingly, not long after the debate ended). She told me: “We are on the ballot for 85 percent of voters. Americans deserve to know what their choices are. The police said they were only doing job. I said, ‘This is about everyone’s jobs, whether we can afford health care, whether students will be indentured.’ There are critical issues left out of the debate. Ninety million voters are predicted to stay home and vote with their feet that neither Barack Obama nor Mitt Romney represent them. That’s twice as many voters than expected for either of them.”


Cheri Honkala - Handcuffed to the Starting Gate from R.F. Shunt on Vimeo.

Monday, October 22, 2012

Déjà doo-doo

-- by Horatio Algeranon

Déjà doo-doo
Spread anew:
"Warming stopped,
But not CO2 !"


Saturday, October 20, 2012

The lesser of two weevils


-- by Horatio Algeranon

For "Lesser of two evils"
He cast his vote.
A "Blesser of boll weevils"
It did denote.


Saturday, October 6, 2012

Denying Lies


-- by Horatio Algeranon

I'm nearly always lying
I won't deny that's true
But you can't tell
So may as well
Believe I'm truly denying.


Click here for more on Denyin' Lies.

The right to be wrong


-- by Horatio Algeranon

I may be wrong
But I'm basically right
My view's correct
If not my sight


Half Reality

-- by Horatio Algeranon


Reality's over-rated
It's really not that true.
This may sound daft
But it's only half --
Just between me and you.




You ain't seen nothin' yet


– Horatio’s rendition of Bachman Turner Overdrive

I felt the global warmin’, it swept my home away
Some said I had it comin’ to me, but I wanted it that way
I think that any warm is good warmin’
And so I took what I could get, mmm
Oooh, oooh, it flooded me with big drowned ice
And said

You ain’t seen nothin’ yet
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain’t seen nothin’ yet
Here’s somethane that you never gonna forget
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain’t seen nothin’ yet

And now I’m feelin’ better, ’cause I found out from Kloor
I went to see the blogger and he told me of a cure
He said that any warm is good warm
So I took what I could get, yes, I took what I could get
Oooh, oooh, it flooded me with big drowned ice
And said

You ain’t seen nothin’ yet
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain’t seen nothin’ yet
Here’s somethane, here’s somethane that you’re never gonna forget
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain’t seen nothin’ yet
You need educated

Any warm is good warm
So I took what I could get, yes, I took what I could get
And then, and then, and then it flooded me with big drowned ice
And said

You ain’t seen nothin’ yet
Baby, you just ain’t seen nothin’ yet
Here’s somethane, here’s somethane,
here’s some-methane, mama, you’re never gonna forget
B-B-B-Baby, you just ain’t seen nu-nu-nu-nothin’ yet
You ain’t been a-drowned

You ain’t seen nothin’ yet
I know I ain’t seen nothin’ yet
I know I ain’t seen nothin’ yet



Most of the extreme effects -- and the most extreme effects -- of global warming are yet to come. Stay tuned. You ain't seen nothin' yet (baby)

Monday, October 1, 2012

Doctor Burton’s Mathgic Elixir


– by Horatio Algeranon

Doctor Burton’s Mathgic Elixir
Quite the tempting trouble fixer.
Take a single swig today
And watch your worries whisk away,
Like sea-ice "recovery" in the arctic.
Burton’s cure is quite cathartic,
Keeps at bay Reality Blues
Heads you win and tails we lose.



For context, read Unnatural Hazards.