Horatio Algeranon's: Excusologies

Horatio Algeranon's

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Excusologies

-- by Horatio Algeranon

"Earnest" apologies

Become excuses

When they appease

For rank abuses

Posted by Horatio Algeranon at 9:45 AM

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"The Carburniferous Period'

-- by Horatio Algeranon

Humans ruled

And fossils fueled

During the Carburniferous.

Climate warmed

And weather stormed

But we could not deliver us.

Fossils returned

For no one learned

And time will not forgive for us.

"The Respectable Centrist"

-- by Horatio Algeranon

"Respectable Centrist", that is me

Pipeline-hugger opposed to Tree-

Defending American society

From dirty hippies (for a fee)

"Ridicule"

-- by Horatio Algeranon

Ridicule clears the center

Where compromise makes it's stand

Hardens the "3/5ths" dissenter

Weakens the center's hand

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"Poetic License"

-- by Horatio Algeranon

Poets have license

For obvious nonsense

That never expires

And never retires

It's undending season

On rhyming and reason

That no one admires

Or even desires

"Ridicruel?'

-- by Horatio Algeranon

It's not polite to ridicule

When nonsense rears it's head.

Much better, as a general rule,

To just make fun instead.

"Meterology"

-- by Horatio Algeranon

Horatio's verses
Must be like curses
To Shakespeare buffs
-- Or even hearses
To English profs
With poetry courses

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