-- by Horatio Algeranon
Captain Nayhab
Once set sail
To overcome
The Great White Whale
With FOI's
And harpoon stat
He poked the Whale
And made it mad
The whale turned round
And sank the ship
And that was that
The end of trip
The Piquewad lies
On ocean floor
And will not prod it
Any more.
If you don't know who "Captain Nayhab" is, think about who uses "FOIs" in the context of the climate "debate", is obsessed with "exposing" climate scientists for who they "really" are and is rankled by the perception that he has not been given his "due respect" by the science community.