Run with the Roses

-- Horatio Algeranon's parody of "Run for the Roses" (Dan Fogelberg)

Born in the Daily
And raised on the flats
Of short-term regression 
On wobbly stats
With Curry beside you
To help you along
You'll soon be a-trending temp wrong.

All the strong cherry picking 
To set up the trend
El Niño beginning
La Niña at end
Can always prepare you
For what lies you tell
The run with the Roses is swell --

And it's run with the Roses
As fast as you can
Your flat-line delivered
Your moment's at hand
It's the chance of a lifetime
In a lifetime of chance
And it's high time you joined
In deniance
It's high time you joined
In deniance

From liar to liar
It's born in the blood
Denier for hire
And strength of the FUD
It's breeding and it's training
And it's something unknown
That drives you and Curries
You home.

And it's run with the Roses
As fast as you can
Your flat-line delivered
Your moment's at hand
It's the chance of a lifetime
In a lifetime of chance
And it's high time you joined
In deniance
It's high time you joined
In deniance

If you have no clue what the above is about, David Rose of the "Daily Mail" has just been awarded the coveted Golden Horseshoe Award. for his claim/article that Global warming stopped 16 years ago.

Horatio offers his sincerest congratulations.

Tamino offers an analysis of Rose's claim in "Temperature “analysis” by David Rose doesn’t smell so sweet"